The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
plot twist: winston isn’t just going home, he’s been slowly tunneling his way to will graham from underneath the house. winston breaks will out. winston evolves into an arcanine and they fly off together into the sunset. fin~
So I was watching one of those elephant documentaries and some guy walked over to the elephants and the elephants all crowded round to look at him and stroke him with their trunks.
And it reminded me how when there’s a cat in the garden my entire family will go out and cuddle it.
Elephants think humans are cute.
Now we know what elephants blog about.
congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online
I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:
oh gods i hope not im in the bathtub